Portuguese star “can’t afford” the Manchester band
Yesterday, Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo revealed that he is a huge Oasis fan, and even went as far as saying the Manchester City-supporting rockers were even better than the Beatles.
Ronny would like to see the band play in concert, but is evidently not too keen on sharing an arena with people who are not fabulously wealthy, famous or prostitutes. Hence, he offered the band tickets to El Clásico in exchange for a ‘private concert’.
At last night’s iTunes Festival gig at the Roundhouse, Oasis head honcho Noel Gallagher was delighted to hear that C-Ron’s iPod contains more than Phil Collins and Sade:
“There’s only one Ronaldo! I always knew deep down inside him somewhere there was impeccable musical taste.
The tricky winger could be raking in anything up to €250,000-a-week with his new employers, but apparently this will not be enough to secure a private show:
“I’ll be taking up his offer of tickets for the Madrid versus Barcelona game. I’m not sure whether even he could afford us for a gig though!”
Poor Ronaldo. Things could have been so different if he had entertained the idea of switching to the other Manchester club…
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3 responses so far
1 Allan // Jul 22, 2009 at 10:10 am
Other Manchester club? There’s only one team in Manchester. This is our City.
2 i live near the council house // Jul 22, 2009 at 7:51 pm
yeah nice one anal! The immediate area isn’t even strong with city fans! Lived there thirty years mate! Jog on cliche!
3 Feed the Goat // Jul 22, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Council house……….ha ha untrue and unorigonal, another sad cliched red half wit, the nearest the clown would get to a match is a TV set and spends his sad life reading about Manchester City.
The richest club in the universe and its fans do not give a toss what you think, sad bastard.