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How John Terry’s conversation with Roman Abramovich went down
[Dirty Tackle]

Another Newcastle takeover bid falls thorugh
[Sky Sports]

Shaquille O’Neal issues a Twitter challenge to David Beckham
[Off The Post]

Hull want Dean Ashton to warm their injury table
[EatSleepSport]

How to double your wages, by Kolo Toure
[Daily Mail]

The Special One touts himself for the Manchester Utd job
[Football365]

Liverpool pay £60m of their refinancing deal
[The Independent]