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John Terry finally wins permission to build a luxury gym in his mansion

July 28th, 2009 · 3 Comments

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Mr Chelsea to get his own ‘Glorified Garden Shed

Over the past few months, Chelsea fans have been worried that their captain would move to a bigger house worth even more money, but John Terry has officially confirmed that he will be staying at his current residence after being offered a considerable improvement to his domestic situation.

Hilarious allusions to transfer speculation aside, Mr Chelsea has won permission to devalue his neighbours’ property by constructing a huge personal gym. The Mirror sez:

The 28-year-old England and Chelsea captain has been given the nod to build an extension to his £2.25million house for a gym, pool, sauna, steam room and Jacuzzi.

Residents in Oxshott, Surrey, had objected to the move, but council chiefs gave him the go-ahead.

A pal said: “John’s delighted. He’ll have all the keep-fit facilities he needs to get in shape for the World Cup next year.”

Thank God JT has been given the opportunity to keep fit at home. How on earth would he have coped just using the multi-million-pound state-of-the-art Chelsea training ground that he visits every day?

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Posted: July 28th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey



3 responses so far

  • 1 a chelsea fan // Jul 28, 2009 at 11:12 am

    the conundrum of being a football fan. he’s our captain (& a great one at that) but i still think the guy is an utter c*ck. along with a few fellow cfc players. to be honest, if they didnt play for us then i’d probably actually detest them but hey ho, as i say, being an idiot (some might say for supporting cfc) as long as they perform for us on the pitch then i’ll still like, even love them. that makes me a complete c*ck too. a vicous circle really

  • 2 A real chelsea fan // Jul 28, 2009 at 11:44 am

    Tell you what, mate. Why don’t you do us all a favour and go and support another team if you find our players such a disgrace.

  • 3 a chelsea fan // Jul 28, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    unfortunately no can do. maybe a cock but i have some loyalty. + to be honest theirs always gonna be wally’s on every team. think man city may have the highest ratio now thinking about it which puts things into better pespective re:terry/cashley/drogba et al

    i secretly love em really

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