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‘Arry is imposing a nightclub ban - how long before Jermain Defoe hands in a transfer request?
[The Mirror]

Football drama, week one
[Interestment]

Either Barcelona are not getting the message about Fabregas, or the papers are running thin on transfer news
[Daily Mail]

Liverpool have joined the race for Steven Taylor
[Goal.com]

Are the Americans bleeding Liverpool dry?
[Caught Offside]

Joleon Lescott is the new Dimitar Berbatov
[The Offside]

Fulham secure Damien Duff’s signature
[Sky Sports]

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