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Burnley are already commemorating their famous win with t-shirts
[Pies]

Sergio Aguero is a no-go for Chelsea after playing in the Champions League for Atletico Madrid
[Daily Mail]

Our new favourite website
[iamfriendswithsluts.com]

Sammy Lee charged with improper conduct
[The Guardian]

Interestment have excellent taste in football websites
[Interestment]

Jonathan Greening joins Fulham on a season-long loan
[Sky Sports]