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Joleon Lescott is ‘over the moon’ with his new £94,000-a-week pay packet. Wouldn’t you be?
[The Guardian]

Richard Dunne to Aston Villa
[The Telegraph]

Great news Newcastle - you’re stuck with Mike Ashley for at least another season!
[The Mirror]

How not to report the news
[College Humor]

The Ultimate WAG XI
[The Big Lead]

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