The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…

Sulleyman Muntari to Tottenham
While Jose Mourinho tries to persuade Wesley Sneijder to come to Italy via text message, ‘Arry is keen to bring the midfielder to the Lane. He will offer Jermaine Jenas and £5m in return, say The Sun.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Redknapp wants to sign a former player? That can’t be true…

Arjen Robben to Bayern Munich
It seems that Manchester Utd have failed in their attempts to land the crocked Dutchman, who flew into Munich yesterday to finalise a €24m deal. Robben told Bild that he is delighted to link up with fellow countryman Louis van Gaal.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: The deal will go through today subject to a medical. Could it help pave the way for Franck Ribery’s exit to Madrid? Yes. Yes it could.

Kenwyne Jones to Stoke
After securing the services of Robert Huth for £5m, The Potters are going on a spending rampage, say The Daily Mail. They have had a £10m offer for the Sunderland striker rejected.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Jones is said to be ‘unimpressed’ by a move to Stoke, and £10m hardly seems a fair price if they didn’t take the £16m Tottenham offered in the winter window.