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[The Offside]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s new favourite possession
[Dirty Tackle]

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Arsene Wenger proves he could have been an Oasis frontman
[Pies]

Joey Barton to be charged for ’simulating a footballer’
[NewsArse]

How to spot an East German
[ONTD]

Danielle Lloyd provides some inane banter to fill the gaps between pictures of her in her underwear
[The Sun]

West Ham’s latest set of accounts aren’t happy reading
[The Guardian]

Gareth Bale’s £13m Italian swap deal
[Caught Offside]

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