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Apple inadvertently get some good publicity at Cowboys Stadium
[SportsByBrooks]

Cheryl Cole wants to buy Newcastle Utd and buy Ashley Cole
[Off The Post]

Chelsea’s official team photographer is clearly a groin fan
[MRWF]

Ian Wright accused of ‘raping’ South Africa of its talent
[Daily Mail]

LA Galaxy are interested in Raymond Domenech’s best mate Thierry Henry
[Goal.com]

Alex Hleb realises he probably shouldn’t have left Arsenal
[The Independent]

David Beckham is to blame for the Lescott boo boys
[The Telegraph]

Melanie Slade in German FHM
[Caught Offside]

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