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Enjoy today’s links with a nice dose of Brian Clough xenophobia

Thomas Vermaelen says life at Arsenal is “like a circus”
[The Telegraph]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s earrings aren’t doing it for the ladies
[Kickette]

The gay kiss that is rocking Honduran football
[101GG]

Carlos Tevez was set to miss the Manchester derby, and he’s still set to miss the Manchester derby
[Sky Sports]

Very important news regarding Arsenal WAG Radka Kocurova
[Caught Offside]

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