Titi expresses wish to team up with Professor Wenger once again

Thierry Henry has spent the majority of his career under the instruction of Arsene Wenger, and makes no secret of his love of England (he loves him some tea and scones). In light of these facts, the Barcelona star has anounced his intention to return to these shores to team up with the huge-brained Frenchman once again - even if it means assuming the humiliating role of an Adam Sandler-style waterboy:

“I’ve always said you go back to where you belong. I’ve never stopped saying that I love Arsenal and I’ll one day go back there. How? I don’t know - maybe a waterboy!

“I just love the club and one day I’ll go back for sure.

“It was always a pleasure to play and train with Wenger. He is a great human being on top of everything. I’ll be honest - I really don’t see Arsenal without Wenger.”

As Henry’s four-year contract is set to expire in 2011, the Spanish press have already started speculating about his replacement. The name that keeps cropping up is Mario Balotelli, the 19-year-old Italian currently working his way into the Internazionale team.