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The Dark Knight kept up his 100% record yesterday, by correctly spotting that Wednesday’s extract was from Pele: the autobiography, one of five Edison Arantes do Nascimento has written down the years. But as Chelsea found out recently at Wigan, 100% records are there to be broken.

Today’s entry of the ungoogleable competition that like swine flu, is sweeping the nation, can be found below. Who may have said something along these lines to their ghost writer?

It wasn’t really a shop, more a kiosk beside the hotel reception desk, and I had the idea that I might buy a piece of jewellery for Norma. I would have made a wider investigation of shopping possibilities if we hadn’t been warned to be careful about leaving the hotel because there was so much random violence and thievery on the streets of Bogota. We were advised that if we did go out, the pavements were packed with peddlars, and we were told, pickpockets, so it should never be with fewer then three companions.

Leave your answer below, and the actual answer will be unveiled in tomorrow’s installment.