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A powerful but not too violent pat on the back to all our entrants in yesterday’s competition. Alvin Chang, Mike the Handsome One Ruddick, Dark Knight (still 100%) and MwepuLlunga all correctly guessed that this extract was Bobby Charlton. Another easy one today, before we raise the bar a bit next week.
Today’s entry of the ungoogleable competition that like Kevin Pietersen, is slog sweeping the nation, can be found below. Who poured their heart out in such a manner?
Downstairs it was bedlam. The gaffer threw everyone out - some of them our non-footballing mates and girls who were nothing to do with him. But he was a man on a mission. Unstoppable. “Go on, get out. Out” he shouted. “Go home! This is no f**king party house. Three young apprentices who were getting ready to go out, hid in the wardrobes and never got caught. They were still there when, with everyone else gone, the gaffer came downstairs and sat me on the settee with Lee opposite and absolutely slaughtered him, just ripped him to shreds. He was so angry I really thought he was going to hit Lee. He was shouting in his face, poking him in the chest, “You’re an absolute disgrace. You’ve done it this time. You’re out of this house and going back into digs. You can’t be trusted to live on your own because you’ve no self control.” He’d been in trouble before, but this was my first scrape and I was shitting myself.
Leave your answer below, and the actual answer will be unveiled in Monday’s installment.
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12 responses so far
1 Sam Dale // Oct 16, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Definately Ryan Giggs. A legendary tale of Fergie anger.
2 Bigshow // Oct 16, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Yup, i agree. Def Giggsy.
3 Alvin Chang // Oct 16, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Yup, it’s Giggsy. Can still remember this bit from his autobio.
4 Teshner // Oct 16, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Deffo Giggys. Who knew watch MUTV could be useful?
5 Cro // Oct 16, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Dammit - beat me too it! Giggsy and Lee Sharpe?
6 Dark Knight // Oct 16, 2009 at 6:10 pm
it is giggsy
Cro - it cant be lee as it says “He was so angry I really thought he was going to hit Lee”
7 Mizman // Oct 16, 2009 at 10:31 pm
was going to say paul mcgrath but judging by previous comments i say giggsy…
8 Q // Oct 17, 2009 at 5:58 pm
That’s definitely Ryan Giggs, quite an infamous story that Lee Sharpe mentions regularly.
9 Pedro Jardim // Oct 17, 2009 at 11:32 pm
SOON TO BE SIR RYAN GIGGS’ AUTOBIOGRAPHY
10 Stephie // Oct 19, 2009 at 11:24 am
Ryan Giggs :)
11 MwepuLlunga // Oct 19, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Its……………..Giggsy!! If you read Sharpe’s autobiog its pretty much the same version of the incident. I might be wrong but I think he pinpoints this incident as when things started to go wrong with him and Fergie. Shame as he was potentially England’s answer to the left wing problem for years.
12 MwepuLlunga // Oct 19, 2009 at 1:28 pm
By the way what time do these things normally go online. I’m feeling competitive!