Organs for sale

Fancy becoming a poor man’s Pini Zahavi? Well according to today’s Marca, the Spanish, in keeping with their reputation for economic endeavour and initiative, have devised a new method of player ownership, exactly what football needs right now.

Norwegian striker Daniel Førlandsås seems set to be the guinea pig for this experiment. Myfootballplayer, based in Santander, have snapped up the youngster, and are offering football supporters shares in the player, ahead of trials with la liga clubs. If he goes on to make it big, investors will share some of the transfer booty, as well as future signing-on fees.

The player himself said:

“I’m very proud that the fans can be made part of my rights and want to put their trust in me. I’ll take that as a responsibility and I have come to Spain to work hard and become an elite footballer.”

5% of the player should cost around €1000. So what are you waiting for? Get your trousers off and get involved!!
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