Or it MIGHT be you…

Further fuel was spat on the flaming striker crisis at Arsenal last night, as they continued to craft chances without anyone able to just smash it into the net. The problem will, of course, go somewhere towards being solved during the January transfer window. And more names have already been added to yesterday’s list.

Two more to be precise. The whisper coming from various minicab offices in North London is that Monsieur Wenger will also be taking a long studious look at Wolfsburg’s Edin Dzeko, and another Frenchman - Andre-Pierre Gignac from Toulouse. You can see clips of both after the jump, as well as leave your own suggestions for Le Prof, should the mood take you.

In other Big Four transfer news, Sir Alex Ferguson is reportedly going back to square one in his quest for Ryan Giggs’ heir apparent. He’ll happily listen to offers of around £10 million for club rebel, Nani. And January should finally confirm what we all already know - Zoran Tosic is not Man United material.

He’s going to be bundled off elsewhere too.

Edin Dzeko

Andre-Pierre Gignac