Arshavin - very low centre of gravity

After the little people of Arsenal’s drubbing in the Carling Cup this week, probably the dinkiest of them all has come out and located the problem - they’re just not tall enough. As reported in The Daily Mail, Arshavin says:

“We are not good on set pieces, and that is bound up with the fact that we don’t have many tall players.”

“Had we possessed a tall player, things would have been better for us, especially in attack.”

He might have a point.

But, would he be saying the same if he was playing for this team of Football Munchkins?