“Are you looking for a leader to represent your brand?” (Nope)
With a bit of luck, the movers and shakers that make up “Team Terry” will be working around the clock to spruce up his abilities to “create effective brand awareness”.
They could start by adding words like “sexual”, “quite horny”, “distinguished love maker”, and “no longer Wayne Bridge’s friend” to the “John Terry is:” bit.
And perhaps rethink their use of the word “influencial” - presumably a deliberate misspelling that JT insisted upon at the time, but, in the light of recent events, it now just looks a bit arrogant.
Anyway, what would you have Terry commercially endorse in the build up to the World Cup finals? Suggestions please.
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5 responses so far
1 El Pato // Feb 3, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Well the obvious glib answer would be Durex, but newspapers said they never used protection.
Up until this scandal, Tefal cookware cos the media never got anything to stick to him regardless of how cavalier he behaved (and Teflon Terry has a ring to it.)
Barclaycard could resurrect “For life’s little emergencies” and show him paying for that abortion…
2 Alex // Feb 3, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Jesus, it could have done with a half decent copywriter amending it before he decided to do the dirty, let alone after it. Using the Daily Mail’s preferred font is also an interesting choice…
3 Tim // Feb 3, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Already amended it over at 7amkickoff.com
http://www.7amkickoff.com/2010/john-terry-adds-to-his-list-of-qualities/
4 BRAHEYES // Feb 3, 2010 at 3:59 pm
http://www.ashleymadison.com
5 Osphere Designs // Feb 8, 2010 at 11:39 pm
My little mock-up
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5435506&l=83741f643a&id=513425870