“Ah yes! Very funny!”
Remember, keep your jokes coming in. Just email us here with the subject line “Joke of the Day” and the pick of the bunch will go up on the site. Today’s comes from a Spoiler reader called Alan.
Well done Alan!
As a birthday treat, the England team decide that they are going to give innocent young Theo Walcott an all expenses paid visit from a local call girl. As arranged the girl turns up at Theo’s house.
“Hello gorgeous,” says the girl, “I’m here to give you super sex!”
“Ooh, lovely,” says Theo, rubbing his hands together.
“I’ll have the soup, please.”
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8 responses so far
1 Ray // Feb 17, 2010 at 6:45 pm
i dont understand.
2 Paperboy // Feb 17, 2010 at 7:04 pm
I think the punchline hinges on the ’similarity’ of words “super sex” to “soup or sex”. I … think.
3 Darren // Feb 17, 2010 at 9:09 pm
Well … it has many of the features of a joke.
4 dying // Feb 18, 2010 at 6:07 am
yes maybe its supposed to be funny in a french accent?
5 Chris A // Feb 18, 2010 at 6:37 am
oh its soup or sex and theo chooses soup
6 mustard // Feb 18, 2010 at 9:55 am
walcotts not fit to lace lennon’s boots
7 FB // Feb 18, 2010 at 11:52 am
Anyone who shaves fashion statements in their follicles should be put down. Spare us all from more of their idiocy.
8 th14 // Feb 19, 2010 at 9:18 am
say the phrase super sex out loud and its obvious…pretty hilarious joke too