“Take me with you”
In terrifying bunny boiler terms, Real Madrid are probably Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. Their seduction style is direct and borderline-hysterical, a world away from the more subtle knickerless Sharon Stone leg-crossing techniques of teams like Barcelona or Chelsea. Were this analogy to continue, Man United might be Jessica Rabbit, and Liverpool would currently be Pat from Eastenders.
Anyway, the most recent Michael Douglas figure baking up a storm inside Real Madrid underpants is cut to the dashing figure of Wayne Rooney. Ex-Real President, Ramon Calderon, said this on Radio Five Live:
“It seems that it’s an obsession for the president (Florentino Perez) to go for Rooney. I imagine Manchester United wouldn’t like to lose a player like him.”
“I don’t know if it is possible to spend again another 100 or 80million more euros. I imagine in that case you (Manchester United) would have to sell.”
For around £80million, would Man United really sell their most prized possession? That’s the question.
It wouldn’t be the first time.
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3 responses so far
1 stuart // Mar 16, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Ok Madrid you be obsessed with are players like always and we’ll concentrate on the champions league.Maybe you should concentrate on the champions league too? oh sorry i forgot you havent made the last 16 for the last 6 seasons and you thought your 200M outlay would do the trick,maybe another 200m needed?
2 Luke Rowe // Mar 16, 2010 at 5:06 pm
I think the Glazers would sell him without a second thought.
3 shay // Mar 17, 2010 at 1:14 pm
The only way they would sell him was if he wanted to go, just like Ronaldo. The chances of Wayne wanting to move that far away from his family after just becoming a father and leaving the greatest club in the world are zero. Game over. I am not sure why Real Madrid have decided that ManU is their training academy but they need to look elsewhere.