Look away, Andrey!

Well, it’s happened. As with so many fine discoveries, eventually something else will come along and blow it out of the water. Remember the revolutionary Sony Walkman? No, you probably don’t. Because you’ve moved on to a Discman. How’s that working out for you, Mr Futuristic Spaceman?

Anyway, the point is that for all that was beautiful and poignant about the Darius Vassell blog, he’s now been totally knocked off his perch by Arsenal’s dinky little in-house fashion guru, Andrey Arshavin. His is, quite definitely, the GREATEST football blog in the world. At the moment.

Here’s a little taster from his most recent post:

2. From natalina
Are you lucky with your mother-in-law?

Arshavin: I think, yes.

5. From didi
Hi Andrey, I bet nobody has ever asked you this and nobody ever will, I’m sure: what color is your bath sponge?

Arshavin: Blue.

8. From rita
Hi, what do you think about piercing?

Arshavin: I disapprove of it.

11. From Africa
Dear AA, having read your answers I’ve got the impression (perhaps I’m wrong) that you are bored of life!
Sincerely, Africa

Arshavin: I find life interesting.

13. From Africa
Hello, our AA! Do you believe in extraterrestrial civilizations?
Africa

Arshavin: Truly speaking I do not believe in extraterrestrial civilizations, I believe that we live on this planet alone, although my wife says the opposite. I do not like science fiction, fantasy books or movies. I’m indifferent to these things.

14. Andrey, do you need apples? We’ve harvested a lot of them this year!
My friends also have a lot of apples and they don’t take mine. But they are so tasty and sweet, especially “white juice”. It is a pity that they’ll go bad…

Arshavin: I love apples, but on the other hand, I think there are many other deserving people who will accept your apples.

Got a question for Arshavin? Email us here, and we shall attempt to put it to him.