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A little bit of Messi and Rooney, with club beats!

Owen Hargreaves makes a comeback of sorts

[Pies]

Tough guy Joey Barton has a few people to thank

[The Telegraph]

Get the Robbie Savage look!

[Kickette]

Tiger woods sends some rather revolting text messages

[Deadspin]

Avram Grant threatens to play a weakened team

[Caught Offside]

The fat one from Gavin and Stacey being funny with Man United

[Daily Mail]