Oh God! She’s bloody gorgeous!

Following yesterday’s Wesley Sneijder wedding piece, The Spoiler has decided to further travel up the Hello/OK! road of sophisticated journalism, by saying a few words about a celebrity soccer event.

Of course, in the UK, these things tend to involve the VIP section regulars from Faces nightclub in Essex, and presumably wind down with Olly Murs from X Factor mopping up the leftovers from the obligatory post-match Gaffney/Bowers sex marathon. But over in America, they’re a much more glitzy affair.

The most recent being the Hope All-Star Celebrity Soccer Challenge, featuring Eva Longoria - who most of you will either know from the moving Golden Girls tribute show, Desperate Housewives.

Or for having her lovely bottom seductively photographed in gentlemen’s magazines.

She was there, as was Rafael Marquez of Barcelona FC fame, and by the looks of things, a wonderful time was had by all.

One particular highlight appears to involve Ms Longoria hoofing the ball whilst wearing a pair of high-heeled shoes. You go girl!

This was presumably one of the “Soccer Challenges”.

Ahem.