Find out why he lost so many followers…
There is a common misconception that every single human being has a decent book in them. They don’t. Even some popular authors called things like Dan Brown don’t have a decent book in them.
That’s because, believe it or not, the practice of writing, and keeping the reader’s attention isn’t as easy as some football blogs make it look.
For those of you who have somehow managed to stick with this piece through the first three sentences without becoming aggressively bored and punching something, after this relentless paragraph you’ll find out exactly what happens when people like Ryan Babel start twatting on Twitter, convinced that other people actually give a tupenny ha’penny about their “hilarious” shopping anecdotes.
Start at the bottom, then read upwards, as is the Twitter way.
(Great spot from our pals at Pies)
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4 responses so far
1 JamRag // Jul 21, 2010 at 4:28 pm
As far as short-trouser based anecdotes go, I’ve heard better. Although they do sound like a lovely pair of shorts. I wonder if the Jamaican chap has any left?
2 Flor // Jul 21, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Haha, that’s great. The “Excuse me to mess wit yall timeline!” just tops it off.
3 Missy // Jul 22, 2010 at 12:51 pm
After reading that ridiculous twittering drivel, I can see that Ryan ‘Babel’ is aptly named.
(I can also why most football players require minders and agents to be with them at all times.)
4 Red Spain // Jul 23, 2010 at 10:07 am
lol - I’m gonna follow him now after that story!
Obviously not playing enough this fella!