No, it’s not her on the right… read on

Confirming The Spoiler’s suspicions that beneath the facade, Carlos Tevez is probably something of a Perrier drinking lothario, with a fine line in self-penned love poems, he has bagged himself an actress/singer.

The lady in question is Brenda Asnicar, who is most famous for her role as a superbitch in the Argentinian version of the classic fish-out-of-water fashion drama, Ugly Betty.

The word on the street is that Brenda has actually the recipient of Tevez’s deep midnight kisses for quite some time now, and that - contrary to what cruel judgemental people might say - she happens to find the man “very good looking”.

Rather fittingly, some might argue that Tevez looks a bit like the original Ugly Betty (pictured). Here’s his new woman singing a song…