An excellent reason to visit Prague…

Freddie Ljungberg and David Beckham aren’t the only footballers who enjoy partaking in homoerotic photoshoots - former Liverpool, Aston Villa and Portsmouth striker Milan Baros also likes to show off his tidy hariless chest in a professional capacity. Say what you will about the Czech’s Zoolander-esque efforts, but at least he has something in common with model girlfriend Edita Hortova.

Carrow Road’s sexiest fan besides Delia

Today’s lower league lovely is Lisa Munday, a model and professional dancer who met Norwich City’s Jamie Cureton at a London nightclub while he was playing for Queens Park Rangers. You may recognise her tasty abs from the DVD that no self-respecting human should be without - WAGs Workout - which also stars Nicola T and Melissa Johnson.

The world’s hottest virgin is officially off the market

Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima is, without question, one of the best looking women on the planet. She has dated Lenny Kravitz and New York Yankees rounders player Derek Jeter, but she is now engaged to Serbian basketball player Marko Jarić. Whose face looks like this. What a crazy world we live in.

Page Three girl returns to the top flight with a brand new partner

Nicola Tappenden (or ‘Nicola T, 25, from Croydon’, as you may know her) enjoyed the WAG lifestyle for two years with West Ham’s Bobby Zamora, but in 2007 she finally she packed up the giant picture of her breasts that hung above their bed, accusing the striker of being unfaithful. This season, however, Nicola will be making a glorious return to the Premiership on the arm of Hull City fiancé Simon Walton. [Looks like she won’t be back in the Prem just yet, as Walton’s loan spell at Hull has just ended - Ed.]

The real reason for Jermaine Jenas’ recent good form

In the 2007/08 season, Spurs midfielder Jermaine Jenas netted seven goals, produced solid and consistent performances every week and earned his first cap (and goal) in Capello’s England side against Switzerland [that’s his first cap under Capello’s regime, not for England in general - Ed.]. Some blame his transcendence on new manager and mentor Juande Ramos, but others give credit to his girlfriend of six years Sabrina Keogh, a lady who looks jolly smashing in a bikini.

Former Miss Italy enjoys footballers and constant nakedness

I have not actually seen the agreement a model must sign to become Miss Italy, but I can only assume there is a clause stipulating a compulsory relationship with a footballer. The pageant show has already given us Martina Colombari, Francesca Chillemi, Vincenza Cacace and Elisabetta Gregoraci, and now 1999 winner and nudity enthusiast Francesca Lodo joins their ranks. She has been engaged to Inter’s Javier Zanetti (despite the fact that she met his current wife in 1992) and she has also enjoyed the company of Francesco Coco - a self-professed ‘drugged-up gay who lives in nightclubs’ who has also steamrollered former WOTD Manuela Arcuri.

Well, Playboy models have to marry someone, don’t they?

The folks at Playboy magazine have been electing a ‘Playmate of the Year’ since 1960, meaning there are some 49 all-American ladies whose love lives have inevitably featured a professional sportsman in some capacity. One such beauty is 2001 Playmate of the Year Brande Roderick, who married former NFL Linebacker Glenn Cardez in 2007. You may recognise her from Baywatch, Starsky & Hutch and if you’re super cool, Beverly Hills 90210.

Whoa, that costume is not appropriate for the beach!

If you were watching 2003 Steven Seagal/Ja Rule classic Half Past Dead very closely, you may have seen today’s WAG Yasmina Filali flaunting her wares. The actress and model is popular in her native Germany, where she gained notoriety playing a stripper in TV series Die Rote Meile (‘The Red Mile’). She found her way into several other TV shows, helped by SAT.1 Chief Exec boyfriend Fred Kogel, but eventually left her well-connected partner to marry ex-Sunderland and Euro 96 winning defender Thomas Helmer.

Crystal Palace’s greatest contribution to Waggery, society

Anyone who has sat in the rickety wooden stand above the Player’s Lounge at Selhurst Park will know it’s not the most glamorous place in the world, yet you may frequently find WAGs Boutique star Elle Isaac sitting there, drinking in the crisp Croydon air. She met Palace and Barbados midfielder Paul Ifill while working as a bar manager in Brighton during her university holidays, and they had a daughter named Romy in 2006.

Playboy model who is currently enjoying a ‘cyber-romance’ with fugly Barcelona star

Leo Messi isn’t the most handsome sportsman in the world, but that hasn’t stopped him pursuing Playboy model and popular Argentinean media figure Luciana Salazar. The 27-year-old blonde is currently based in Buenos Aires, so with the exception of one phone call, their relationship has thus far blossomed exclusively online.

Apparently, Leo was planning dedicate a goal to her against Brazil last week with an ‘L for Luciana/loser’ hand salute. Unfortunately, that goal never happened, and Luciana and her ginormous chest remain un-saluted.