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More great news for Newcastle - Freddy Shepherd is back on the scene with a £60m takeover bid
[BBC]

Adriano is having some squad number issues
[Dirty Tackle]

Fulham to bid for Almeira’s Kalu Uche
[Goal.com]

Further proof that no one wears a bikini better than Abbey Clancy
[Kickette]

Chelsea to finalise the Yuri Zhirkov deal tomorrow
[The Guardian]

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Palmeiras coach Vanderlei Luxemburgo becomes the first manager to resign via Twitter
[101GG]

Seriously, where does this guy keep getting all these brilliant Dimitar Berbatov photos from?
[Dirty Tackle]

All your Abbey Clancy, Alex Curran and Sylvie van der Vaart bikini holiday picture needs covered in one post
[ONTD]

The Germans are messing about with kit colours ahead of tonight’s Euro U21 final
[Daily Mail]

West Ham tracking Marc-Antoine Fortune and Eidur Gudjohnsen
[The Telegraph]

Completely random link: An Austrian Fashion journalist named Brüno gives Conan O’Brien a lapdance
[YouTube]

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The one who isn’t the fat one in Gavin & Stacey is making light of Newcastle via Twitter
[Off The Post]

Feyenoord fans didn’t like their new kit, so they completely changed it
[The Offside]

Robinho suggests Kaka’s taste in music is even worse than Ronaldo’s
[Pies]

Abbey Clancy and her bikini make Italy a better place
[The Sun]

Interestment’s Football Window Watch: Liverpool edition
[Interestment]

Atletico Madrid insist Sergio Aguero is not for sale
[Football365]

…OK, he is for sale, but he’s very expensive
[Daily Mail]

Italian WAG Sara Tommasi is an expert in bikini wearing
[On205th]

Alan Hutton to Everton
[Goal.com]

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Vintage YouTube: Jimmy Greaves tries his hand at wrestling in 1986
[Guardian via Pies]

The 2009 FIFA Congress was held in the Bahamas - that must have been gruelling for the attendees
[The Offside]

Milan and Barca are trying to take Nemanja Vidic away from smelly rainy Manchester
[Daily Mail]

Carlo Ancelotti is going to a nunnery
[Dirty Tackle]

Are 92 tattoos of autographs from your favourite sporting heroes excessive? Maybe a little
[Deadspin]

Manchester City target Peruvian midfielder Roberto Merino, aka ‘Little Maradona’
[Goal.com]

behind the scenes of Abbey Clancy’s new viral video
[YouTube]

Crouchie’s better half has a sexy workout

Want to see an attractive blonde mime badly to ‘Baby One More Time’ without having to attend Britney Spears’ god-awful show at the O2 Arena tonight? Well friend, you are in luck.

In the latest video from the phone advertising campaign that brought you some people dancing in a train station and some people singing in Trafalgar Square, Abbey Clancy and her gym buddies are butchering the greatest ever pop song to be written about spousal abuse.

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Have Clancy and her grundies enjoyed their moment in the sun?

For one week only, our girls at Kickette will be resting their acerbic lady wit, giving the boys a chance to have their opinions heard.

We’ll be giving our two cents throughout the week, but for now, take a butchers at why the phenomenon of Waggery may be in its winter years*.

*Chillax everybody, it’s just an opinion piece - The Spoiler’s unrelenting dedication to supporting ladies will not wane, and we will remain the interweb’s largest source of WAG fun

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Hottest Ajax fan ever? Yes, hottest Ajax fan ever

Dinamo Bucharest’s plane runs into some bird trouble
[The Offside]

‘Arry admits interest in David Beckham
[Evening Standard]

Antonio Banderas predicts good things for Barcelona
[Dirty Tackle]

Elen Rives and Abbey Clancy at an Awards Show (is it us, or has Elen become much hotter since Lampsie dumped her?)
[Kickette]

RVP’s injury woes continue
[Football365]

Carlo Ancelotti says yes to Chelsea
[Daily Star]

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Robinho showboating: Why do one step-over when six will suffice?
[101GG]

A fascinating photographic study of Cristiano Ronaldo’s new Playboy WAG, Karina Bacchi
[Soccerlens]

The Special One will quit Inter at the end of the season, and favours a move to Spain
[Daily Mail]

Zidane suggests Stevie G may be the best player in the world
[Dirty Tackle]

Wayne Rooney is a little drummer boy
[Channel Bee]

Abbey Clancy provides further proof that she is attractive
[Kickette]