Young girls now look up to coke snorting models instead

A poll carried out by the bank Abbey has discovered that just one per cent of young ladies in Britain wish to follow in the footsteps of Gemma Atkinson, Danielle Lloyd and the rest of the nouveau scrubberati. Two thirds of those questioned said they wanted nothing to do with the WAG lifestyle, and instead look up to abhorrent frequent and habitual drug users powerful business-minded role models like Kate Moss.

Additionally, almost one hundred per cent of those polled were puzzled as to why a bank was conducting such a survey.