Madrid’s Fernando Gago bags another famous Argentinean

Fernando ‘Lady’ Gago may have lost his Real Madrid squad number to some new Brazilian chap, but at least his luck on the lady front continues. Following romances with the lovely Luli Fernández and the even lovelier Pía Martinez, the Argentinean has started actress Micaela Vázquez. She is best known in South America for her roles in dismal-looking soap operas Chiquititas, Rebelde Way and Floricienta.

Egyptian actress looking to tie down a Bundesliga star

Borussia Dortmund striker Mohamed Zidan split from his long-term partner Stina just four weeks ago, but has bounced back in spectacular style. The 27-year-old hitman is now engaged to May Ezz Eldin, one of Egypt’s most in-demand actresses. She is the star of Shikamara, and plenty of other films you will have never heard of. 

Another fine WAG offering from South America

Real Madrid’s Fernando Gago is a lucky man. Not only does he have access to Sergio Ramos’ hair straighteners, but he also has a knack of attracting the attention of fabulously good looking Argentinean women.

In addition to the lovely Pía Martinez, Lady Gago has also romantically entertained Luli Fernández, a famous model, actress and, er, ice skater.

Spanish cougar snares a Championship star

At 54 years of age, Spanish actress and model Ana Obregón is precisely twice the age of the footballer to whom she has recently been romantically linked. Our besties at Kickette have informed us about the “special relationship” between Ana and Sheffield Utd striker Darius Henderson, which has been ongoing since the pair met in Ibiza.

Is it just us, or does she bare a striking resemblance to Stifler’s mum?

It’s Cristiano Ronaldo’s new American BFF

Vapid hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton needs no introduction, but it looks like she’s getting one anyway. The singer, actress, model, entreprenuer and amatuer bongo star has dabbled in the world of Waggery  - enjoying relationships with Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart and former baseball pro Doug Reinhardt - but enters the big leagues this week after snaring Cristiano Ronaldo at an LA nightclub.   

The Liverpool model with a Manchester Utd toy boy

When we saw this picture, we knew it was only a matter of time before Federico Macheda bagged himself a partner befitting of a rambunctious Manchester Utd star. The Italian has done exactly that, after taking a liking to the Facebook profile picture of model, singer and actress Sophie Larissa Houghton. The couple ‘poked’ one another for a times, and have since enjoyed a string of dates.

The 19-year-old Wirral-based model is now the youngest WAG at Old Trafford, but is still two years older than Kiko.

The hottest Romanian TV presenter since, er, this one

In 2001, hunky* Romanian striker and former recreational drug enthusiast Adrian Mutu married Romanian TV presenter, actress and model Alexandra Dinu. Unfortunately, it wasn’t to be, as the pair split up two years later, with Alexandra being rewarded custody of their son Mario.

*Yeah that’s right, we said ‘hunky’. The Spoiler appreciates hot regardless of sex.

Italy’s proud tradition of extraordinarily hot WAGs continues

Twenty-year-old actress Michela Quattrociocche shot to fame in Italy in 2008, after her debut film Scusa ma ti chiamo amore (’Sorry if I love you‘) was a big success. She has done little else of note since, except boff Roma ladies man Alberto Aquilani.