The Future
Tomorrow’s headlines today…

As you have been wondering how Rio Ferdinand found it appropriate to name both his children after an obscure actor, The Spoiler has been looking for the headlines that will grace the newspapers tomorrow. Looks like it’s going to be a slow news day…
Stephen Appiah one step closer to the Premiership
The former Juventus midfielder has confirmed that he is finally fed up at Fenerbahce, and is hoping to terminate his contract with the Turkish club. West Ham and Portsmouth have long been trying to lure the Ghana international to England and will be delighted to hear that Appiah is on the lookout for a new club. The 27 year old may be the perfect addition to West Ham’s lightweight midfield, but the cash strapped club are likely to be reluctant to meet his wage demands, rumoured to be in the region of £70,000 a week.
Mutu to appeal against fine
Sexy druggie Adrian Mutu is set to launch an appeal against his massive £13.5 million fine, to be paid to former employers Chelsea. Boasting a newfound sense of morality, Mutu referred to his punishment as “inhumane” and “unjust”, and has vowed to fight against FIFA insistence that he pays Lampard’s wages for a few months.
Tags: Adrian Mutu, Chelsea, Cocaine, Fenerbahce, FIFA, Premier League, Rio Ferdinand, Stephen Appiah, West Ham
Posted: August 18th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
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“I don’t care about this medal. I wanted gold,” said the Swedish wrestler who threw his bronze medal to the floor in protest
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Recreational drug user Adrian Mutu owes Chelsea £13.8m - that’s at least two months of Frank Lampard’s time
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…Now we mention it, Frank appears to have about £14m on display in his wallet
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chickendinner’s Premier League top ten predictions
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Oscar de la Hoya’s niece seems nice
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Tags: Adrian Mutu, Beijing, Chelsea, Cocaine, Daisy de la Hoya, Frank Lampard, Olympics, Oscar de la Hoya, Predicitons, Premier League, Protets, Wrestling
Posted: August 15th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
In Case You Missed It
French find themselves up baguette creek without a croissant

After Franck Ribery dropped to the ground in agony, clutching those around him as if he were frantically uttering his final words, the Italians were destined to control last night’s Group B match. Still, France boss Raymond Domenech considered the defeat a ‘beautiful moment’ and found time to propose to his girlfriend live on French TV straight after the final whistle. Maybe he can put his impending payoff from his employers towards the wedding.

Despite Adrian Mutu’s attempts at covering every position on the pitch, the Romanians couldn’t break down Holland’s B team.
Tags: Adrian Mutu, Euro 2008, France, Franck Ribery, Group B, Holland, Italy, Marriage Propsal, Netherlands, Raymond Domenech, Romania
Posted: June 18th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
The Van Basten Ultimatum
Dutchman forced to choose between country and future club career

Dutch boss Marco van Basten is perfectly within his rights to field a weakened team against Romania tonight (”It’s not against the rules, it’s a fact of life,” said UEFA spokesman William Gaillard), and eliminating the possibility of meeting France or Italy in the semi-finals would appear to be a wise move. However, former Italy gaffer Cesare Maldini has claimed the Dutchman can forget about coaching in Milan if he rolls over Portugal-stylee tonight:
“Van Basten has a two year contract [with Ajax after the Euros] but I know that after he wants to come to coach in Italy.
“Will it be at Milan? We will see. But for sure he will want to arrive in Italy with a clean slate, and he cannot do this by losing to the Romanians on purpose.”
The word ‘vendetta’ comes from Italian (I know, I was surprised too), so there’s little chance the boot-shaped nation will forgive and forget the coach if he fields a weakened side against Adrian Mutu and co tonight. But will he succumb to Italian pressure? Is he even interested in the AC Milan job? Let us all know your thoughts with a comment below.
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Tags: AC Milan, Adrian Mutu, Cesare Maldini, Euro 2008, France, Group C, Group of Death, Holland, Italy, Jason Bourne, Marco Van Basten, Netherlands, Romania, The Van Basten Ulitmatum
Posted: June 17th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
WAG of the Day
Adrian Mutu’s “friend” has a real career and stuff

The Italian gossip industry has been all a-twitter this week with claims that Adrian Mutu, who used to take coke for Chelsea, has been playing away from home. Now at Fiorentina and with a wife and three kids, Adrian has still found time, say the tittle-tattles, to steamroller 23-year-old actress Martina Stella.
Martina’s acting career has mainly unfolded on Italian TV, but she got her

Tags: Adrian Mutu, Chelsea, Fiorentina, Martina Stella, Ocean’s Twelve, Video
Posted: January 11th, 2008 by Kieran Delaney