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Adriano fronts drugs campaign, Darren Byfield is upset and shinpads are sexy


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An excellent study on how to use sex to sell shinpads, via [The Offside]

Rafa feels the force of Darren Byfield’s post-Jamelia-divorce venting
[Off The Post]

Adriano fronts a new drugs campaign
[Dirty Tackle]

10 things which might help Rafa Benitez keep his job
[Caught Offside]

Internal memo from Mike Ashley leaked
[Football365]

Once again, a team isn’t bothered whether Andriy Shevchenko leaves or not
[Daily Mail]

Stan Kronke is getting ready for a takeover bid
[The Sun]

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Posted: November 5th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Barca agree Ibrahimovic and Eto’o swap deal, Spurs target another Real Madrid striker


The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Zlatan Ibrahimovic to Barcelona
Spanish paper Sport believe the Catalonians have already signed the over-rated Swede for €40m plus Samuel Eto’o and Alexander Hleb on loan. Joan Laporta and his cronies reportedly reached an agreement at around midnight last night.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: The rest of the Spanish press are saying the deal is imminent rather than complete, but it looks like it’s happening. Inter won’t be detterred by Eto’o’s greed as Mourinho loves him almost as much as he loves Drogba.

Alvaro Negredo to Tottenham
Determined to sign some sort of Real Madrid striker this summer, Spurs are set to shell out £15m for the 23-year-old. Spanish paper AS say a deal based around a four-year contract will be complete within 48 hours.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Looks like Darren Bent

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Posted: July 17th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 370: Dani Bolina


Another of Adriano’s sexy (non transvestite) friends

Dani Bolina

As Fabiana Andrade, Veronica Araujo, Ellen Cardoso and Joana Machado ably demonstrate, Adriano keeps the company of a very certain type of lady. Dani Bolina is another beauty who fulfills all three of the Flamengo striker’s strict WAG criteria: she is Brazilian, she is a dancer and she is willing to discard her clothes if a lens is pointed at her.

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Posted: July 9th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Chelsea to seal Zhirkov deal, Fulham’s €2.5m striker bid and more Abbey Clancy bikini fun


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Freddy Shepherd

More great news for Newcastle - Freddy Shepherd is back on the scene with a £60m takeover bid
[BBC]

Adriano is having some squad number issues
[Dirty Tackle]

Fulham to bid for Almeira’s Kalu Uche
[Goal.com]

Further proof that no one wears a bikini better than Abbey Clancy
[Kickette]

Chelsea to finalise the Yuri Zhirkov deal tomorrow
[The Guardian]

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Posted: June 30th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Bookies predict Toon doom, Theo Walcott’s new contract and Kelly Brook hotness


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If Chelsea fans feel hard done by, spare a thought for Hamburg, who were denied a UEFA Cup final place by a piece of paper
[Off The Post]

Adriano - who felt the need to tattoo his name on his forearm - is back in the game
[Dirty Tackle]

Theo Walcott earns a brand new £60k-a-week contract
[Daily Mail]

Contrary to popular opinion, John Terry is a true gent
[Pies]

The bookies bring bad news for Newcastle
[The Guardian]

Rugby WAG Kelly Brook poses for Nuts
[On205th]

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Posted: May 8th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 325: Fabiana Andrade


Another Brazilian WAG with tanline issues

Fabiana Andrade

Model, samba dancer and TV personality Fabiana Andrade rose to fame in her native Brazil, when she claimed to have had an affair with Diego Maradona at a carnival. She hit international headlines last month when she attended Adriano’s twelve hour transvestite party. She later complimented her accommodating host:

“He is pretty and is the dream of any woman. Who would not like to be with Adriano?”

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Posted: April 29th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 321: Veronica Araujo


Yet another Brazilian beauty to have fallen for Adriano’s charm

Veronica Araujo

This avid thong wearer (note the tan lines) goes by the name Veronica Araujo, and she shares three things in common with WAG No. 319 Ellen Cardoso and WAG No. 320 Joana Machado: she is Brazilian, she isn’t shy and she has been steamrollered by troubled Inter Milan striker Adriano.

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Posted: April 23rd, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 320: Joana Machado


The reason Adriano went off the rails (again)

Joana Machado

Yesterday, we revealed the carnival dancer who is helping Adriano recover from his depression, so today it seems fitting to consider the carnival dancer who caused it. Brazilian beauty Joana Machoado has the wayward Internazionale star’s name permanently etched onto her skin, and once said:

“Adriano owns me, owns my life: if he signs for Flamengo or Chelsea, I sign for them too.”

At some point in the past few weeks, however, it appears the striker denounced ownership of his devoted lady. Joana left her ten-year-old daughter and three-year-old son in Brazil to go and live with Adriano, but now admits that this was “crazy” and that she was “not respected”.

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Posted: April 22nd, 2009 by Ryan Bailey