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Emmanuel Adebayor ain’t gettin’ on no plane, fool

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Has (fat) Ronaldo found himself a new country?
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Samuel L Jackson’s top 10 golf outfits
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An excellent reason for closing down MySpace
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Could Oliver Kahn replace Jurgen Klinsmann at Bayern?
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Ok guys, you won. We get it.

There’s only one thing worse than being sat between Naomi Campbell and Liam Gallagher on an aeroplane, and it is depicted above.

Having Pepe Reina scream in your face (about how great he was in that game against Greece that didn’t count for anything), while forcing flight stewardesses to dance the Macarena does not rate highly on the list of life’s simple pleasures.

Also, why do Spanish players insist on wearing their team shirts in non-footballing social situations? Surely they’ve all got enough cash to pick up some new threads to wear to the bar?

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