Z-Lister Speaks
Pig lovin’ fame whore continues to profit from alleged tryst
The Beckhams never gave Rebecca Loos the dignity of denying the supposed relations she shared with a certain LA Galaxy star, so she has managed to stretch her 15 minutes of fame to just over four years and counting.
Here’s the world’s favourite pig-botherer giving an interview to Croatian TV show Red Carpet, in which she talks about the affair, her life since and various other things that absolutely no one should care about.
Spoiler bonus: If the drone of Rebecca’s voice didn’t make you want to pull your own ears off, then enjoy her attempt at a pop career here.
[Kickette]
Tags: Affair, David Beckham, LA Galaxy, Pig, Pop Career, Real Madrid, Red Carpet, Reebecca Loos
Posted: July 8th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Ramos' Sloppy Seconds
At least one of Los Blancos has boffed C-Ron’s missus

According to the British press, Nereida Gallardo is keen for Cristiano Ronaldo to stay in England, as she is flattered by all the attention she has received here, and she doesn’t want to fade back into obscurity in her native Spain. Sunday’s News of the World, however, suggested another reason why the failed model would not want her man to play at the Bernabéu next season:
“Cristiano doesn’t know Nereida’s already slept with one of Real Madrid’s top players.
“He’s a jealous guy and she’s kept it a secret from him because it’s something in her past. Sergio [Ramos is] a bit of a joker and the last thing she wants is him welcoming Cristiano to Madrid by announcing he’s already tackled his girlfriend.”
Nereida, 24, started seeing £120,000-a-week Ronaldo, 23, in January, but scored with £80,000-a-week Sergio, 22, earlier in November, after they met in Madrid nightclub Joy Eslava. The pal said: “Sergio was there with two friends and they and Nereida’s mates all ended up back at his house. Sergio was all over Nereida and ended up leading her by the hand into his bedroom.
It sounds like it would be really awkward if Ramos and Ronaldo became teammates, but they’re both so vain and crass that they’d probably start swapping stories and techniques. The rumour vine suggests that Nereida has slept with approximately 94 per cent of the Spanish male population anyway, so this is undoubtedly a situation for which C-Ron is fully prepared.
[NOTW via Machochip]
Tags: Affair, Cristiano Ronaldo, Los Blancos, Nereida Gallardo, Real Madrid, Sergio Ramos, WAG
Posted: July 8th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Rumour Vine
Yet another ‘baller misuses a festive social gathering

Rumour: A Premier League and England player steamrollered two girls in the back of his car during his club’s Christmas party. At the end of the evening, he was far too intoxicated to drive the thing home, so he had to beg his wife to come to the party in a taxi so that she could drive them both home in the same car he had been entertaining his guests in earlier.
The Spoiler’s truth-o-meter: This one came from inside the club camp, so it stinks of authenticity.
Update: Hey Sherlock, need some help deducing identity of the player? The Kickette ladies are getting all methodical about the denouement process.
And remember, the rumour doesn’t state that the incident definitely took place during the most recent festive season…
Tags: Affair, Christmas Party, England Player, Infidelity, Premier League Player, Scandal, sex
Posted: April 16th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Blind Item
And that’s why you don’t sleep with your boss’ wife

A former Premier League player is said to have slept with another man’s wife. Unfortunately for the player, that man is also the manager of his national team (unlike England, one that actually wins things sometimes).
Said gaffer found out about the sexy rendezvous, and was so incensed that the player has not been picked for the squad since, despite his excellent form at his current club.
Tags: Affair, Football, Gossip, Manager, National Squad, Rumour, Scandal, sex, Wife
Posted: April 9th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
WAG of the Day
The number one Spurs WAG (in south Texas, not north London)

Despite growing up in Texas, Eva Longoria managed to avoid the slow road to obesity, and found fame playing Gabrielle in Desperate Housewives (she’s the youngish one whose always finds an excuse to trot around in just her underwear).In 2006, she shot straight to the top of the international WAG league when she married Tony Parker, point guard for her favourite basketball team the San Antonio Spurs. Their marriage, however, hit a rough patch when Parker was rumoured to have had an affair with a young lady introduced to him by Thierry Henry, and there’s more speculation that she could be finishing with her man, as recent pictures suggest she has either removed or covered up a tattoo depicting her wedding date.

Tags: Affair, Bikini, Eva Longoria, Lingerie, San Antonio Spurs, tattoo, Thierry Henry, Tony Parker, WAG
Posted: March 19th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey