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John Terry, here’s what Terence Trent D’Arby would say about it…

Wayne Bridge to quit England?

[Times Online]

Robinho shows off his rapping skillZ

[Pies]

Ferdinand takes on “the man”

[Caught Offside]

Rooney finances under the microscope

[The Daily Mail]

Gabby Agbonlahor… discussed

[The Telegraph]

CRINGE! Trick goes very wrong

[Dirty Tackle]

Wonder no longer

In today’s feel-good story of the year, it emerges that Gabriel Agbonlahor has finally been reunited with his mother after a twenty year absence. More revelatory in the Sun’s article however, is the news that the Villa frontman’s father is in fact an eminent scientist, none other than allergist Dr Samson Agbonlahor (BSc,MSc,PhD,CEng,MIM,MICorr.)

A reminder that the apple hasn’t fallen far from the tree can be found below: