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Cricket WAG Jessica Taylor does her bit for the cause of lingerie
[DJ Mick]

Why Manchester Utd are doomed this season
[Republik of Mancunia]

(Fat) Ronaldo almost got AIDs
[Dirty Tackle]

Marseille midfielder Lorik Cana could be on his way to Everton
[Daily Mail]

Carlos Tevez is excited about winning trophies at his new club
[The Telegraph]

Spurs want Klaas-Jan Huntelaar again
[Goal.com]