Liverpool star is an excellent pretend rocker, apparently

The folks at Popbitch seldom miss the mark when it comes to juicy gossip and little-known facts, and in this week’s newsletter they supply details of Dirk Kuyt’s incredulous past:

Dirk Kuyt was the air guitar champion of Holland for four years running.

Could it be true? Did the Dutchman shun training to learn air scales and perfect his air finger tapping technique? Or is this story as real as, well, Dirk’s guitar?

If you have any info on Mr Kuyt’s pseudo-musical side, let us know.