WAGs get involved in ‘boozy slanging match’, but which is better?

Last night confirmed two things: 1. When one hundred thousand people want you to miss a simple penalty, you will miss it, and 2. Even women fight on Saint George’s Day.

Supposedly out enjoying a gentle birthday drink with her boyfriend Peter Crouch, The Sun reports that it wasn’t long before gorgeous Abbey Clancy was completely drunk out of her mind and screaming at Aisleyne from Big Brother - Aisleyne being the current blonde dodging the red laser dot of Jermain Defoe’s sexual advances.

“I can’t believe Abbey Clancy was trying to fucking start with you,” snorted one of Aisleyne’s pals, as Clancy stumbled along the street, muttering to herself like a total loon.

But let us not get distracted by such lowbrow tittle tattle, and instead focus on the warring beauties. In the one corner is Horgan-Wallace (below), big of breast, blonde hair presumably from a bottle - she speaks

Jermain Defoe bags another Big Brother Z-Lister

Portsmouth ‘playa’ Jermain Defoe is continuing his one-man quest to steamroller every faux-chested glamour girl in the capital by secretly dating Big Brother 7 housemate Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, according to The Daily Mirror:

“Jermain’s a bit of a love machine and is used to having a WAG around. Aisleyne is blonde and busty - she fits the bill perfectly.”

Defoe, who has previously graced Danielle Lloyd and Charlotte Meares with his charming company, was spotted ‘canoodling’ with her over dinner at the Fifty club in Mayfair last week. It’s good to know that Jermain has upheld his mantra of only entering a public building if it is classed as a ‘club’ and if silicone boobs are involved.