The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

David James not going to Tottenham
Harry Redknapp will not pursue the former England man while he has two keepers already on the books, say The Telegraph.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: This will be bad news for Jamo, who appears keen to jump the SS Portsmouth before it goes down…

David Bentley and Alan Hutton to Everton
The Mirror believe David Moyes is set to make a £12m ‘double raid’ for Harry Redknapp’s least favourite human and the Scottish defender. They seem to think the cash will be generated by the sale of a certain Mr Lescott to a certain Manchester-based club.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Everton have been linked with Hutton all summer and is s strong possibility. Although David Bentley will almost certainly move on too, our secret squirrel still thinks

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The one who isn’t the fat one in Gavin & Stacey is making light of Newcastle via Twitter
[Off The Post]

Feyenoord fans didn’t like their new kit, so they completely changed it
[The Offside]

Robinho suggests Kaka’s taste in music is even worse than Ronaldo’s
[Pies]

Abbey Clancy and her bikini make Italy a better place
[The Sun]

Interestment’s Football Window Watch: Liverpool edition
[Interestment]

Atletico Madrid insist Sergio Aguero is not for sale
[Football365]

…OK, he is for sale, but he’s very expensive
[Daily Mail]

Italian WAG Sara Tommasi is an expert in bikini wearing
[On205th]

Alan Hutton to Everton
[Goal.com]

An alternative interpretation of his attempt to de-leg an opponent

Could it possibly be that when Spurs’ Alan Hutton had the brass neck to present his well-turned ankle to Ashley Cole in last night’s game at White Hart Lane, Mr Cole saw an opportunity to take advantage of the current vogue for “horror tackles” and thus earn himself an excellent excuse for not having to face his former employers on Sunday? Although this weekend’s game is to be played in the calmer surroundings of Stamford Bridge, the fixture threatens to stir up all sorts of bad memories for Arsenal and Cole alike. Who wouldn’t want to avoid such a socially embarrassing encounter?

As horror tackles go, it was executed with something approaching text book precision, with tough Alan Hutton going down like he’d been