Ingrate Portuguese star buys a Beckham-esque Roller

Cristiano Ronaldo - the man who brought you such comments as “The possibilities of me going to Real Madrid are great,” and “I’ve said a million times that I’d love to play in Spain” - has celebrated his decision to stay among the prefab mansions in Alderley Edge by splashing out on a £340,000 Rolls Royce Phantom convertible.

Manchester’s ladies of the night may be worrying that their businesses will suffer because C-Ron has sunk so much of his disposable dinero into his new Roller, but they needn’t: it represents just under three weeks wages.

[The Sun]