The rappin’ dancin’ modellin’ laydee has upgraded to a better class of ‘baller

John Carew must be a happy man - not only is he helping Aston Villa to another stable top half finish, but the lanky Norweigian has bagged himself a cracking new WAG - former Mis-Teeq star and Strictly Come Dancing winner Alesha Dixon.

The heavily religious striker is known for his charity work and upstanding morals - much unlike Alesha’s ex-husband MC Harvey (So Solid Crew ’star’ and non league footballer with AFC Wimbledon and Lewes), who cheated on her with fellow pop princess Javine. The damn fool.