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Want to know where Rooney and Giggs got their cheeky corner idea from? Roma tried to pull it off in March, and they got exactly the same result.

El-Hadji Diouf and his giant gas guzzler have been causing problems in Newcastle
[The Mirror]

Remember Brazil’s Televised WAG Competition? Here’s Internacional’s sexy entrant Alessandra Pinho
[Soccerlens]

Professor Wenger says the Premier League has “lost something” - could it be a decent Arsenal side?
[Daily Mail]

Hockey fight number 4,065
[FanIQ]

New MLS team Seattle Sounders are asking fans to pick the team via reality TV - let’s hope they’ve heard of Freddie Ljungberg
[The Offside]

Noemie Lenoir vs Abbey Clancy - WHO YA GOT?
[Kickette]