Italy’s greatest export since pizza and corruption

It seems that absolutely nothing can stop an Italian sports star landing one of his nation’s infinite amount of gorgeous models as a WAG. Just ask former AC Milan and Fiorentina star Giuseppe Pancaro - his goatee-clad face, thinning hair and distinct lack of silverware has not stopped him shacking up with the very lovely Vincenza Cacace.

Another weapon in Brescia’s sexy arsenal

Last Tuesday, The Spoiler’s WAG of the Day was the impossibly-good looking Alessia Fabiani, the better half of Brescia’s Alessio Tacchinardi. One week later, and the femme du jour is also an Italian named Alessia, whose husband also happens to play for the same Serie B outfit. And if by sheer coincidence, she has also earned a living following the exact same career path as every other Italian WAG (dancer on ropey TV show, nudie calendar, a few shoddy B Movies etc). Unless I have become confused by similar sounding names and circumstances, today’s WAG is Alessia Merz, the wife of striker Fabio Bazzani.

Further proof that Italians are far too good looking

Most self-respecting glamour models (oxymoron alert) in the UK wouldn’t focus their attentions on anything other than the finest Premier League players to fall out of Chinawhite. In Italy, however, it seems that playing for a lower league club does not decrease your chances of scoring with a woman who bares her breasts for a living. The lovely lady above is Alessia Fabiani, who has dated (and may still be dating) the alarmingly-similar sounding Alessio Tacchinardi. He plays for Brescia, a team who hover between the top two flights (like an Italian Bolton, if you will) and who are currently pushing for a place in Serie A.