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Footballers beware: Ronaldinho’s fake WAG is looking for another victim


Alexandra Paressant looks to create misery for another sportsman

Alexandra Paressant

When footballers first sign a professional contract, they should be made to agree they will never go anywhere near compulsive liar Alexandra Paressant. The French ‘model’ first hit headlines when she claimed she was sleeping with Ronaldinho during World Cup 2006. The Brazilian ended up suing her, thanks to a series of fabricated photos and ‘anonymous’ blog posts.

Paressant then caused a scandal by claiming she had been steamrollered by NBA star Tony Parker, after being introduced by Thierry Henry. Parker’s wife Eva Longoria wasn’t best pleased, but her claims were soon dismissed as fantasies. Even Paressant’s mother has admitted that her daughter is prone to making up stories.

Such is the extent of her shameless lying that the picture above almost certainly isn’t her - she has been known to circulate pictures of much hotter models, passing them off as herself. (Real Paressant looks like this, which goes a long way to explaining why we put up a picture of fake Paressant.)

According to Marca, Paressant is looking for a new victim, preferably a sportsman. The Spanish paper also reveals that she was arrested for a jewelry robbery in October.

Be afraid, footballers. Be very afraid.

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Posted: April 6th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 262: Alexandra Paressant


If this liar was wearing pants, they would probably be on fire

Alexandra Paressant

Some ladies will go the distance to become a WAG, but not all will go as far as Alexandra Paressant, who has twice combined her loves of sport, shamelessness and lying to hit the headlines.

In 2006, the French model and author claimed she was sleeping with Ronaldinho during World Cup 2006. The Brazilian promptly set about suing her, and it later emerged that she fabricated a relationship by doctoring photos and putting anonymous posts on forums.

Last year, Alexandra hit the headlines again by claiming she enjoyed an elicit affair with Tony Parker, the San Antontio Spurs basketball star and husband of Eva Longoria, after being introduced to him by Thierry Henry. Bizarre claims about sexual practises involving Nutella were promptly dismissed, and even her own mother has admitted she is prone to making up stories.

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Posted: January 22nd, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Revealed! Story of Tony Parker’s affair suffers from 100 per cent truth shortage


Batty French model drags the relatively good name of Thierry Henry into her lunatic fantasies

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About three weeks ago we told the world about the affair that has rocked the relationship of basketball WAG/ Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria and her hubby Tony Parker. Apparently, Thierry Henry introduced the San Antonio Spurs point guard to a French model named Alexandra Paressant, who counts Ronaldo (fat Brazilian, not Portuguese predator) among her bedpost notches. We labelled Henry a homewrecker, and questioned whether a woman was capable of

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Posted: January 2nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Thierry Henry destroys another relationship


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Footballer could have sparked the divide between Basketball WAG Eva Longoria and her hubby

Obviously not contented with the dissolution of his own marriage, Thierry Henry is reported to be aiding his friends in their extra-marital affairs.

As a guest at the fancy summer wedding of Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria (pictured left, blending into leather couch) and San Antonio Spurs b-baller Tony Parker, Henry introduced the groom to Ronaldo’s ex,

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Posted: December 14th, 2007 by Kieran Delaney