“The surgically enhanced serial bedmate-to-the-stars”

Alicia Douvall was inducted into the world of waggery in 2000, when she started going out with Dwight Yorke (”I didn’t even know who he was. I just wanted someone to look after me and my daughter”). The glamour model was devastated when he cheated on her with fierce rival Jordan, and has since enjoyed “relationships (read:”shameless kiss-and-tells”) with Calum Best, Dennis Rodman, Dean Gaffney, Lee Ryan, and Mick Hucknall.

You’ve seen her in the movies, you just don’t know it

This morning’s Sun newspaper reports that ropey busty glamour model Alicia Douvall threw a scalding sup of tea over Lizzie Cundy - the WAG of ex-Spurs and Chelsea defender Jason. The ladies threw down fisticuffs after Alicia blasted