The Coventry takeover bid looks slightly made up

Yesterday, news spread that eccentric billionaire Alki David was ready to step in and save Coventry City from imminent collapse. The Spoiler learnt that he is a talented film producer, a gentle lover, and the most

Four billion quid makes you a very funny guy

Now it seems that not only is Alki David a superb kisser, has his own money factory and is the only man capable of putting the smile back on the face of sad little orphan Coventry, but he’s a really funny guy too. According to his then PA, in an interview with the Times in 2005, “We were doing a pilot for a comedy and I had to organise the props, including a 5ft penis and some police uniforms. I had better not say too much, but it was absolutely hilarious.” What fun it’s going to be at Coventry! And when do we get to see the pilot with the giant schlong?

Minted Sky Blues admirer is a big fan - of himself

If you had any doubt regarding the high level of regard in which Alki David holds himself, a look on his IMDB page should clear things up. Besides the many topless pictures, his biography contains this little snippet of

n light of their dire financial straits, Coventry City are just days from a ten point deduction, which would place them bang in the middle of The Championship’s relegation zone. The midlands side need a knight in shining armour to