The top heavy model who fell for a love rat’s charms

The Premier League and Serie A are chock full of romantics, but it’s good to know there are also Casanovas operating in Scotland. Model Clair Meek met Rangers keeper Allan McGregor in September 2007 at a fancy ball, and they duly conducted a romance. This came to an abrupt end, however, when Clair discovered McGregor was already living with a partner, and had also been selling his footballer goodness to a slew of fabulous ladies.

Today’s gossip rumours and damned lies

Sir Alex Ferguson is still refusing to rule out a move for Barcelona flop Thierry Henry, despite his comments in April that “Arsenal are the only English club” for him. Dimitar Berbatov still appears a more likely arrival, so perhaps the Thierry talk is Ferguson’s way of testing Spurs’ resistance.

Elsewhere in transferland…

Didier Drogba to stay
After spending a few weeks mulling things over while desperately waiting for phone calls from Barcelona and Milan, Drogba has kindly decided that it would be nice to continue playing for the club who pay his wages.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Nobody wants him so he has no choice

Justin Hoyte to Middlesbrough
Boro sent their chief international scout to