The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Joey Barton to Blackburn
Following his suspension, Newcastle are said to be “gathering evidence” against the violent moronic thug, suggesting his contract may be terminated. The Independent claim Sam Allardyce - who originally brought Barton to Newcastle - could give him his 4,056th second chance at Blackburn.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: We are stunned that anyone wants to employ such a waste of blood and organs, but Blackburn did bring in the Premiership’s second most vile player, El-Hadji Diouf.

Aly Cissokho to Tottenham
The talented 21-year-old Porto left-back is under contract until 2012, but

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[The Sun]

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Everton have jumped on the anti-BBC bandwagon
[Daily Mail]

… and the Toffees are also targeting Sporting’s Joao Moutinho
[Goal.com]

Porto’s Aly Cissokho thinks Ronaldo is ‘nothing special’
[The Telegraph]

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