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Ukrainian wants to help lonely men find love

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In case you weren’t around yesterday, Cristiano Ronaldo’s latest sex partner is Alyona Haynes, a 23-year-old who happens to have a 50-year-old millionaire husband. If you were wondering how said husband managed to meet and seduce his young bride, then consider these two factors: firstly, his millions of pounds, and secondly, her endorsement of lilialove.co.uk, a site that fixes up Russian brides for men who don’t fancy the trip to Thailand.

Alyona is featured on the homepage of the site which aims to “bridge the contact gap between the young, single and educated ladies of the former Soviet Union and the lonely, despondent and usually divorced men of England.”

The Eastern Bloc ladies on offer are said to be , but the website offers no guarantee that she won’t run off with a horny Premiership footballer given half the chance.

Manchester Utd star bags millionaire’s wife

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It was only a matter of time before the Portuguese man-o’-sex moved on to married women, and he has done exactly that with Alyona Haynes. The 23-year-old Ukrainian is married 50-year-old millionaire John Haynes, who recently had the pleasure of discovering 49 text messages from Mr Ronaldo on her phone. The cuckolded chap clearly isn’t impressed:

“They looked like they had been written by a seven-year-old . . . it was dreadful English and they mentioned Portugal. They were very coyly written.

“There were things like ‘Do you miss me baby? I miss you’. I just assumed she was playing around with a waiter who had just arrived from Portugal. I had no idea it was him.”

Alyona, whose love for animals is said to rival her love for rich men, met Ronaldo in August and has been spotted out with him on at least eight dates.

(Wondering how a young Ukrainian ended up married to a 50-year-old businessman? Alyona is the face of a website that finds Russian brides for lonely British men)