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Charlize Theron, Alyssa Milano and Will Ferrell bring some Hollywood glamour to the Chelsea/ Inter game
[Dirty Tackle]

Barcelona could build a new stadium in the sea. How fun!
[The Offside]

Notts County’s new director of football tops the list of Football’s Top Ten Mercenaries
[The Times]

After being roused from a mid-afternoon nap, Berbatov said he “thinks he can do better” next season
[Daily Mail]

Milan are after Nicklas Bendtner, say the Italian press
[Goal.com]

Courtesy of our pals at Polite Applause…

If you haven’t been to America, you should go, the place is amazing. Everything’s huge, people speak with hilarious pretend voices, and the national dish is beefburgers and chicken wings. Fantastic. Also big in the US is baseball - it’s their version of cricket - and this woman, Alyssa, is a fanatic. So much so that she designs baseball clothes for lady fans, owns an LA Dodgers season ticket, and has shared intimate lovemaking moments with Brad Penny, Carl Pavano, Barry Zito, Russell Martin and Tom Glavine - all big sports stars who are the American equivalents of Boycott, Gower, and Beefy.

Other than that, she’s a gorgeous Hollywood actress, who once starred as Arnie’s daughter in his action adventure film, Commando, about a man who leaves the house without any knickers on.

More steamy pictures after the jump…