Brazilian model Jaciara offered six figures to bare all

In terms of confusion, the plot of Deco’s love life is right up there with quantum psychics and David Lynch films.

The Portuguese midfielder had already nothce dup a divorce when he met fellow surname-denouncer Jaciara at a party. The pair married in 2005 and had two children. Unfortunately, Deco decided to do it with a prostitute while the press were watching, and the couple divorced in March last year.

Deco then moved on to high profile relationships with Ana Paula and Luiz Felipe Scolari, while Jaciara went at it with former Portgual captain Fernando Couto.

Following Big Phil’s impromptu exit from Deco’s life, the divorced couple have reunited, and Jaciara has been offered a six figure sum (presumably in Euros, not crappy worthless sterling) to pose for Playboy magazine.

The Brazilian beauty wouldn’t have been the first WAG to grace the pages of Heff’s grot mag, but has declined out of respect for her cheating, hooker-loving ex-husband:

“It was a good opportunity but I don’t want to ruin the good relationship I’ve got with Deco at the moment.”

Spoiler bonus: Check out the vast array of WAGs who have taken the Playboy plunge

Chelsea star’s former wife is back on the WAG circuit

Chelsea’s Portuguese/ Brazilian midfielder Deco already had an ex-wife and two sons when he met Jaciara at a party, but he was so impressed by her reticence to use a surname that he married her in April 2005, and had a son and a daughter. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out for the couple, and they divorced in March of this year.

Since then, Deco may have found a candidate for wife number three in Ana Paula, while his former flame has recently shacked up with dope test fan Fernando Couto, currently defending at Parma.

Deco’s latest beau guilty of possessing incredibly common name

Brazilian-born Portugal midfielder Deco only divorced his second wife Jaciara in March, yet he’s already out on the town with new lady Ana Paula. The two lovebirds are pictured above living it up in the VIP section at Rock in Rio festival (held in Portugal, of course) and he was quoted as saying they share a ‘true passion’. Then again, Deco probably said that to his first two wives…