Deco’s latest beau guilty of possessing incredibly common name

Brazilian-born Portugal midfielder Deco only divorced his second wife Jaciara in March, yet he’s already out on the town with new lady Ana Paula. The two lovebirds are pictured above living it up in the VIP section at Rock in Rio festival (held in Portugal, of course) and he was quoted as saying they share a ‘true passion’. Then again, Deco probably said that to his first two wives…

Brazilian official is awful purdy and not particularly shy

Sure, Brazilians have to put up with losing the Amazon Rainforest and the constant threat of a monkey-based uprising, but at least their female referees don’t look anything like Wendy Toms.

The lady pictured above is match official Ana Paula Oliveira, who was banned from the game for 245 days after posing naked in the Brazilian edition of Playboy. Lovers of sexual equality and gentleman’s art, however, will be delighted to hear that she returned to the field earlier this month to officiate the 1-1 draw between São José and Taquariting.